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Sam Adams was a terrorist!

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1. The destruction of property for political reasons, according to the Federal Government, is terrorism plain and simple. This is why eco-terrorism, according to the FBI is a bigger domestic threat than Al-Qaeda.

2. If it is terrorism to destroy an SUV for political purposes, it certainly is also terrorism to destroy 600,000 pounds of tea for political purposes. Both are property destroyed by private citizens for political purposes.

3. Thus Americans who take inspiration from the Boston Tea Party or drink Boston Lager are objectively pro-terrorist

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Written by Peter Wirzbicki

February 23, 2010 at 08:50

Posted in Uncategorized

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  1. Please see: “why Bill Maher was forced from ABC”

    The saddest thing about 9/11 is how utterly pathetic this country has reacted. Spoiled bratty stupid children. But judging by the since ’68 Way of Things, nobody should have been surprised, like, AT ALL.

    steve

    February 23, 2010 at 20:08

  2. But they have flags on their cars, so it’s okay.

    And the Austin TX IRS bomber? The guy who flew a plane into the IRS office is a terrorist. But it’s not really terrorism, because he’s not a Muslim.

    Moe

    February 24, 2010 at 20:00


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