Sam Adams was a terrorist!
1. The destruction of property for political reasons, according to the Federal Government, is terrorism plain and simple. This is why eco-terrorism, according to the FBI is a bigger domestic threat than Al-Qaeda.
2. If it is terrorism to destroy an SUV for political purposes, it certainly is also terrorism to destroy 600,000 pounds of tea for political purposes. Both are property destroyed by private citizens for political purposes.
3. Thus Americans who take inspiration from the Boston Tea Party or drink Boston Lager are objectively pro-terrorist